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[personal profile] criminallysane 2023-08-15 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Her number didn't faze him. Didn't even give him pause. He wouldn't be surprised if she had half a dozen of them, really, each seemingly in a different place, all routed back to one central device. She seems like the sort of girl who covers all her bases, and who has a few more tricks up her sleeve than does the average bear.

Once, that might have excited some thrill-of-the-hunt sort of instinct in him. Some desire to hack, to break, to toy. Now, in spite of the fact that she's the reason he's sitting here, Barbara's talents just seem like a useful side note in the old mental file on an associate. Penguin knows his wines. Ivy knows her plants. And Barbara, well. Barbara knows a lot of things, as it turns out.

'Associate,' hell. Who is he kidding? He's not sitting here chatting like this with Penguin, now, is he?

His fingers tap-tap-tap, wasting no time, and his smile stays as relaxed and genuine as you please. ]


If that's the goal, perhaps you ought to try more believable threats

Tell me you'll pressure them into taking away Taco Tuesday, for instance

Or pipe some George Strait in here, full volume, on repeat

You'll have me begging for mercy before you can say boo
Edited 2023-08-15 20:11 (UTC)

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