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Barbara Gordon ([personal profile] bodilesswarrior) wrote2012-09-08 04:57 pm

TLV 1 - Video

[Barbara is sitting in her wheelchair, hands folded in her lap as she smiles wryly at the camera.]

Hey there, Barge. You've got another Warden. My name is Barbara.

Nice to meet all of you.

[Her smile fades as she leans forward, just slightly.]

I know a lot of you aren't here by choice. If it were up to me – [she shakes her head] - but it's not. We're all working with what we have.

That's no reason not to take the chance now that you've got it. A lot of people don't. And I'm here to help with that, if you'll let me.

[She leans back again, arching her eyebrows.]

So – these headaches. Is this a normal thing around here?

((Hell yes she's affected.))
batmanschmatman: (Sure hope no one knows I live here.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-09-08 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
She was- [And he hesitates for a moment, trying to figure out how to really explain it.] Intense.

[There's no good way to put this, so he decides to go for just ripping the bandaid off.] In her world, her parents were killed when your dad intervened to help the Waynes. They took you in, and you grew up to, well [And lol this is so hypocritical right now. :c] basically be Batman.

She was here as an inmate. Her warden - Faith Lehane - is probably going to want to have words with you, and she's not really the most subtle person, so. Sorry about that.
batmanschmatman: (Stop the world I want to get off.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-09-08 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes - [And he hates saying it like this, really, because it sucks that this is so much a part of life here that there's really no other option but to brush it off and keep going as if everything's fine.] People just vanish without warning. It happens to inmates and wardens, there's no real pattern to it, and allegedly the Admiral has no control over when it happens.
batmanschmatman: (If I hear one more thing about John Blak)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-09-08 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Incompetent. He's a terrible driver. The headaches right now are a side effect of a flood, which is basically a temporary disturbance with varying effects that range from waking up in the wrong body to not being able to lie. Occasionally we'll stop into ports, which can be basically a vacation on another planet or a catastrophe, and there's usually no way to tell which one it's going to be until you're actually down there, and sometimes we'll crash into the fabric of another reality entirely and think we've spent our whole lives as cowboys in the old west.

It's kind of a wild ride.
batmanschmatman: (Focused.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-09-08 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Just about. Tim's been here for about three. He's... older. [Compared to the scrawny little teenager you're used to. :c]

A lot's happened since the Joker broke out.
batmanschmatman: (Yeah I'm just gonna go.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-09-08 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[And for most of them he's had Cissie and/or Dick around to make sure he's not doing anything stupid. :c]

No. But I mean he's like, physically seventeen. We don't really age here.
batmanschmatman: (Are you sure?)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-09-08 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. We're both fine. [Which... is kind of a lie, so hello again, increasingly irritating headache. Thank God Bruce taught them how to mask this kind of thing, right?]

Have you talked to anyone else yet?
batmanschmatman: (Woobie face.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-09-09 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Like I said, a lot's happened.
batmanschmatman: (That's rough buddy.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-09-09 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't.

[And he hesitates for a good long while before asking:] How much do you want to know?
batmanschmatman: (Focused.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-09-11 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hard. But I can tell you pretty confidently we figured out everything works out okay.
batmanschmatman: (Intent.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-09-12 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
That kind of depends on when you're asking about.

[But okay sigh you might as well just know since we all suck at keeping secrets here, and you're bound to find out eventually.] At some point in the future, everyone thought Bruce was killed in a fight with Darkseid, but he was really just lost in time. Tim figured it out. In the mean time, I was Batman and I gave Robin to Bruce's son, Damian, who apparently has been around basically this whole time but Talia waited until maybe a couple months from where I was before I got here to let us all know. Cass went to Hong Kong on Bruce's orders and gave Batgirl to Steph, Tim became Red Robin and changed his codename to Redwing recently, and eventually Bruce came home and apparently things are more or less back to normal. So, I guess everyone's fine, unless Tim's been lying.

... Between floods and ports, and people recognizing us from comic books and movies where they're from? A lot of people know the secret. We don't really go around telling people oh by the way, I'm a vigilante, but circumstances have made it so it's not really something we have the luxury of hiding anymore, for the most part. You'll probably be able to fly under the radar for a while, but as soon as you mention Gotham, people usually start making assumptions.
batmanschmatman: (I liked being a cop dammit.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-09-15 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
They're really accurate. I wouldn't recommend reading them. And you could probably get away with it. Most people ask if I'm still Robin. [And he hesitates a little before continuing, because, well. This isn't exactly an easy thing to say to a Barbara he actually knows.] A few months ago, we stopped by an alternate Gotham where Bruce was missing in action, so I might have put on the suit, and now most people - if they figured it out - think I'm Batman, and I haven't really corrected them.
batmanschmatman: (Rocking these aviators.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2012-09-22 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs, smiling a little.] I guess so. I don't know, it hasn't really happened for me, yet. Back home, I mean.

[And, man he really does feel shitty for doing this but. Again, better for it all to be out in the open.]

We broke up. It was mutual, and we're still friends, but- I just don't want things to be weirder than they already are, between the time difference and how messed up this place is. Not telling the truth tends to catch up with people, here.